(Source: winterfel, via westerlingss)

best-of-memes:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art

(via vardoeger)

Would it help if I said my facial expressions out loud?

(Source: garysoldman, via dorkvader)

garboing:

No one really runs away from anything. It’s like a private trap that holds us in like a prison. You know what I think? I think that we’re all in our private traps, clamped in them, and none of us can ever get out. We scratch and we claw, but only at the air, only at each other, and for all of it, we never budge an inch.

Psycho, 1960 | Alfred Hitchcock.

(via cinemastatic)

nbchannibal:

Happy

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October

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FIRST

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cubebreaker:

Hundreds of mountaineers collaborated on this photo shoot in the Alps with Robert Bösch, which culminated with the climbers lighting up the route taken by Edward Whymper during the Matterhorn’s first ascension 150 years ago.

(via acid-anarchism)

so what are you up to today, working? whatever that means.

(Source: patheticjunkies, via dorkvader)

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

(via insta-crush)

asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: EGYPT

Perhaps the most ancient school still in operation, the Egyptian School for Young Sorcerers is a grand palace disguised to muggle eyes as an insurmountable sand dune that no one has ever had the audacity to climb. In the heart of the palace is a spacious courtyard with a kaleidoscope of blossoming flowers and pools of glimmering aquamarine, filled with a continual supply of water drawn through underground tunnels from the Nile, for leisure use on days when the heat is unbearable. The school boasts a vast chamber of books and scrolls, some dating back to the age of Hatshepsut. Students can often be found draped lazily over chairs and large cushions reading for hours on end. According to rumoured legend, there is a concealed room with hieroglyphics holding spells to prolonging life and communing with the gods, although its discovery remains unachievable as (unbeknownst to students) its location changes every day, and those who have had the luck of stumbling upon it by accident often find themselves with a sudden academic dilemma in great need of immediate resolution (although they never seem to remember what it was that sent them stumbling through their professor’s doors). 

Dylan Moran on feminism

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

(via lazarus-james)

vesperstardust:

Friedrich, you stupid fuck

(Source: subtubitles, via lecterings)

saracastically:

i’m so excited for hoenn round 2!!
commissions are open

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